








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 667 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,084 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2618 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1083 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2718 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2665 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,892 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | joeyy | 64% | 39 |
| #3 | gnome | 63% | 68 |
| #4 | 20mins | 62% | 34 |
| #5 | BOMBLIPS | 61% | 206 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 20mins | 62% | 34 |
| #5 | BOMBLIPS | 61% | 206 |
| #6 | sharm | 43% | 21 |
| #7 | KDRIZZY | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | jcArky | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBLIPS | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | joeyy | 16 | 0.0203 |
| #3 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 13 | 0.0202 |
| #4 | gnome | 12 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | KDRIZZY | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOMBLIPS | 274 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | gnome | 138 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | joeyy | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 41 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | KDRIZZY | 17 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gnome | +5.36 | 89 | 51 |
| #2 | smile | +5.23 | 89 | 52 |
| #3 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | +2.57 | 54 | 33 |
| #4 | BOMBLIPS | -1.39 | 52 | 33 |
| #5 | joeyy | -1.52 | 86 | 22 |





