








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 317 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




215 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2848 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1101 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1951 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1828 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,315,802 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smile | 61% | 206 |
| #2 | Better7 | 48% | 94 |
| #3 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 47% | 113 |
| #4 | joeyy | 47% | 79 |
| #5 | 20mins | 40% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Better7 | 48% | 94 |
| #3 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 47% | 113 |
| #4 | joeyy | 47% | 79 |
| #5 | 20mins | 40% | 174 |
| #6 | sharm | 38% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sharm | 42 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 42 | 0.0186 |
| #3 | joeyy | 37 | 0.0241 |
| #4 | smile | 29 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | 20mins | 25 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smile | 497 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | 166 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | joeyy | 101 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | sharm | 67 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Better7 | 54 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smile | +6.18 | 89 | 52 |
| #2 | Better7 | +2.56 | 62 | 26 |
| #3 | m6tZ◢◣fA1◣woQirXkae◣◣z | +1.96 | 57 | 29 |
| #4 | joeyy | +0.71 | 71 | 23 |
| #5 | BOMBLIPS | -0.43 | 50 | 29 |





