








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 524 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,893 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5030 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3699 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3070 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1094 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,521,479 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ^313^ | 47% | 47 |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | 43% | 193 |
| #6 | 2DMZ3 | 38% | 78 |
| #7 | rji | 31% | 42 |
| #8 | ❥ | 30% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2DMZ3 | 14 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | rji | 12 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | ❥ | 10 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | zji マチレ | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | 4 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2DMZ3 | 385 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #2 | zji マチレ | 310 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | ❥ | 271 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | rji | 221 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | 145 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rji | +5.54 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | ^313^ | +3.55 | 74 | 57 |
| #3 | ❥ | +3.44 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | 2DMZ3 | +2.12 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | ☯𝕵aϻ͢͢͢al巛 | +1.33 | 32 | 53 |





