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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1134 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 841 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,482 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pol Pot | 71% | 24 |
| #2 | tree_zero | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | LatiosHD | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | TTV_Robeliuss | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Aalron | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | tree_zero | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | LatiosHD | 42% | 31 |
| #4 | TTV_Robeliuss | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | Aalron | 25% | 8 |
| #6 | Ryze | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LatiosHD | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Pol Pot | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Aalron | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LatiosHD | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | Aalron | 18 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #3 | tree_zero | 14 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | Pol Pot | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | TTV_Robeliuss | 8 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pokemaster01 | +4.09 | 46 | 62 |
| #2 | Pol Pot | -0.49 | 21 | 26 |
| #3 | tree_zero | -1.11 | 49 | 27 |
| #4 | Aalron | -1.91 | 50 | 34 |
| #5 | Ryze | -2.82 | 40 | 37 |





