








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 832 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 28 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




77 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,948 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10240 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11179 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5084 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 8445 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,163,596 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1817 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3Y | 58% | 53 |
| #2 | sublime | 53% | 216 |
| #3 | RAMBOOZLER | 51% | 329 |
| #4 | mds | 50% | 202 |
| #5 | FaNaaTiC | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RAMBOOZLER | 49 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | twocakes | 21 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | mds | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | sublime | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | FaNaaTiC | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mds | +0.82 | 76 | 64 |
| #2 | sublime | +0.74 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | RAMBOOZLER | +0.63 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | twocakes | +0.56 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | NibNob | -0.01 | 59 | 60 |





