








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 38 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 11% |
| Smokes | 886 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2210 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1503 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,580 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 66 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ST4RY | 54% | 26 |
| #5 | Voldem | 54% | 158 |
| #6 | →_→Draqu←_← | 53% | 86 |
| #7 | Katuroshii | 50% | 135 |
| #8 | Mkbewe | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voldem | 1031 | 0.30 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kawiar | 350 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #3 | Katuroshii | 331 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | →_→Draqu←_← | 181 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | JUSTCIK | 148 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ST4RY | +3.76 | 90 | 75 |
| #2 | -v- Sh4dY -v- | +1.83 | 67 | 43 |
| #3 | Voldem | +0.74 | 54 | 63 |
| #4 | Kawiar | +0.30 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | Mkbewe | -0.27 | 83 | 59 |





