








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2750 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2220 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1317 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1926 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1594 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $529,679 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ★ ⑭ TARZAN CAPADO | 47% | 45 |
| #13 | m3K | 44% | 18 |
| #14 | ★ ➇ h2s | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | hipn0t1k | 43% | 14 |
| #16 | ✪Raspateco | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | :´) | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | ★ ➇ h2s | 5 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | GRAM ⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | smiertb | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hipn0t1k (BAZINGA) | 197 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | GRAM ⭕⃤ | 184 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | ★ ➇ h2s | 166 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | :´) | 145 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | TheWinterWolf | 114 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Latas | +4.54 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | BISPO NU | +2.86 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | ✪Raspateco | +2.84 | 79 | 68 |
| #4 | hipn0t1k | +1.51 | 43 | 69 |
| #5 | Sr: Ruben Sousa | +0.99 | 49 | 34 |





