








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1710 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,867 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1712 | 29% |
| Smokes | 786 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1362 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $411,191 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balls In my Face | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Burger | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | freddie gibbs | 45% | 98 |
| #4 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balls In my Face | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | Burger | 45% | 11 |
| #3 | freddie gibbs | 45% | 98 |
| #4 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddie gibbs | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Balls In my Face | 2 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | 423 | 0.38 | 10 min |
| #2 | freddie gibbs | 313 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Burger | 19 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | Balls In my Face | 11 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | freddie gibbs | +3.41 | 84 | 58 |
| #2 | Burger | +1.76 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | The World's Luckiest Man Webtoon | +1.05 | 51 | 63 |
| #4 | Hog Leader | -1.52 | 61 | 59 |
| #5 | Balls In my Face | -3.40 | 54 | 44 |





