








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1123 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 401 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




90 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,243 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8230 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7856 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6006 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5151 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,421,257 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AllluXi | 55% | 92 |
| #2 | SAM | 52% | 181 |
| #3 | Jojual | 50% | 413 |
| #4 | 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞 | 50% | 48 |
| #5 | ♡ | 50% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Ronza | 50% | 269 |
| #7 | Jerggu | 48% | 259 |
| #8 | Tuxedman | 46% | 164 |
| #9 | pinefiree | 41% | 64 |
| #10 | NxtSt3ak | 36% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jojual | 60 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Tuxedman | 40 | 0.0116 |
| #3 | Ronza | 34 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Jerggu | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | SAM | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ronza | 726 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | Jojual | 412 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #3 | SAM | 382 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Jerggu | 367 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | 𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔞 | 145 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonatzuu | +2.34 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | AllluXi | +1.11 | 64 | 37 |
| #3 | Ronza | +0.79 | 68 | 46 |
| #4 | Jojual | +0.64 | 63 | 49 |
| #5 | Jerggu | +0.47 | 75 | 52 |





