








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3649 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6890 | 43% |
| Smokes | 3413 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2399 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3453 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $393,340 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.T | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | NiKo's Sohn #FaZeUp | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | Janschik | 54% | 190 |
| #4 | Leiflekit | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr.T | 71% | 17 |
| #2 | NiKo's Sohn #FaZeUp | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | Janschik | 54% | 190 |
| #4 | Leiflekit | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janschik | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | NiKo's Sohn #FaZeUp | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | Leiflekit | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mr.T | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Janschik | 657 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | Leiflekit | 201 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | NiKo's Sohn #FaZeUp | 101 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mr.T | 86 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nevl *holyenergy | +1.85 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Mr.T | +0.58 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | Janschik | +0.57 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | NiKo's Sohn #FaZeUp | -0.54 | 84 | 52 |
| #5 | Leiflekit | -0.92 | 60 | 58 |





