








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 428 | 19% |
| Smokes | 807 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 373 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 653 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,703 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patu | 20 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Vile | 5 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Jynkkyseppo | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Anton | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | NUORI P3W | 2 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jynkkyseppo | 303 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | patu | 246 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Vile | 181 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | Suomen Harjatuin Harja | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Anton | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vile | +2.93 | 74 | 70 |
| #2 | patu | +2.68 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | Suomen Harjatuin Harja | +1.71 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | fage22 | +1.56 | 76 | 40 |
| #5 | Anton | +1.10 | 53 | 56 |





