








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 861 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1361 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 900 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 586 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,859 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patu | 17 | 0.0108 |
| #2 | Anton | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Vile | 6 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Jynkkyseppo | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | NUORI P3W | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | patu | 275 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jynkkyseppo | 258 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | Vile | 203 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Anton | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | fage22 | 50 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suomen Harjatuin Harja | +2.71 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | Vile | +2.38 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | patu | +2.08 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | fage22 | +1.48 | 77 | 39 |
| #5 | Anton | +0.97 | 55 | 53 |





