








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1385 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 595 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8187 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5916 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7241 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5153 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,685,680 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 247 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flab3r | 60% | 100 |
| #2 | skorpanx) | 47% | 150 |
| #3 | WOMBATS | 45% | 137 |
| #4 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flab3r | 60% | 100 |
| #2 | skorpanx) | 47% | 150 |
| #3 | WOMBATS | 45% | 137 |
| #4 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 41% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flab3r | 8 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | skorpanx) | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | WOMBATS | 6 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skorpanx) | 480 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | WOMBATS | 240 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | flab3r | 189 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Lil™ QWERT1` | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skorpanx) | +2.75 | 72 | 73 |
| #2 | flab3r | +1.89 | 60 | 65 |
| #3 | Lil™ QWERT1` | +0.71 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | WOMBATS | +0.20 | 72 | 56 |
| #5 | ♫♪ Kamika ♫♪ | -0.30 | 37 | 67 |





