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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 87 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3272 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1489 | 42% |
| Smokes | 641 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 890 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $550,915 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1kee? | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | Endura | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | Lucrise | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | DASHA228PLAY | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | Snax 0w0 | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1kee? | +4.56 | 93 | 32 |
| #2 | zmrde | +3.66 | 88 | 49 |
| #3 | Welter | +2.27 | 88 | 43 |
| #4 | DASHA228PLAY | +1.85 | 77 | 38 |
| #5 | Endura | +1.30 | 71 | 59 |





