








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 766 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 284 matches | ||
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,330 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3867 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3264 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4185 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5014 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,907 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Энкефалиновая Сладость | 63% | 43 |
| #2 | Welter | 62% | 58 |
| #3 | s1kee? | 60% | 113 |
| #4 | Snax 0w0 | 60% | 42 |
| #5 | Pezudosu | 58% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cblH_HIOka | 19 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | s1kee? | 19 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | HosneiR | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | seriker | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Pezudos | 8 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1kee? | +3.70 | 97 | 39 |
| #2 | HosneiR | +2.10 | 88 | 71 |
| #3 | seriker | +1.36 | 81 | 53 |
| #4 | Welter | +1.12 | 83 | 45 |
| #5 | Dr.Шиншилла | +1.05 | 74 | 59 |





