








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1072 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6438 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5566 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2738 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2724 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,056,271 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 85 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerso | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | Floriture | 49% | 218 |
| #3 | iWeaRy | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | Salerouxman | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | Chillska | 48% | 203 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Floriture | 705 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #2 | iWeaRy | 506 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #3 | Chillska | 291 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | Salerouxman | 175 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Lerso | 60 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBonLiam | +1.69 | 58 | 62 |
| #2 | Lerso | +1.59 | 61 | 52 |
| #3 | Salerouxman | +0.86 | 57 | 46 |
| #4 | iWeaRy | +0.65 | 69 | 46 |
| #5 | Floriture | +0.03 | 35 | 59 |





