








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1339 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1340 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1916 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 955 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $907,742 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerso | 69% | 16 |
| #2 | Golemosaurus Rex | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | LeBonLiam | 49% | 245 |
| #4 | Chillska | 48% | 131 |
| #5 | Floriture | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LeBonLiam | 941 | 0.18 | 23 min |
| #2 | Floriture | 232 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Chillska | 204 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Salerouxman | 111 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Golemosaurus Rex | 66 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lerso | +3.39 | 66 | 57 |
| #2 | LeBonLiam | +2.10 | 57 | 62 |
| #3 | Golemosaurus Rex | +1.55 | 68 | 49 |
| #4 | Salerouxman | +1.13 | 58 | 44 |
| #5 | iWeaRy | +0.78 | 69 | 45 |





