








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,604 | |
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,261 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1623 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1172 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1238 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1228 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $494,105 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rina | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | ✪Paul Abdi | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Snadder | 48% | 113 |
| #4 | Thanke | 35% | 46 |
| #5 | Abdi Paul | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rina | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | ✪Paul Abdi | 52% | 33 |
| #3 | Snadder | 48% | 113 |
| #4 | Thanke | 35% | 46 |
| #5 | Abdi Paul | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snadder | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Thanke | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Rina | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ✪Paul Abdi | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Abdi Paul | 1 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snadder | 603 | 0.26 | 17 min |
| #2 | Thanke | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪Paul Abdi | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Rina | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | Abdi Paul | 7 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snadder | +4.25 | 88 | 66 |
| #2 | Rina | -0.40 | 71 | 20 |
| #3 | ✪Paul Abdi | -0.42 | 60 | 41 |
| #4 | Bio | -1.26 | 67 | 57 |
| #5 | Thanke | -2.56 | 65 | 59 |





