








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 825 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 183 matches | ||
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2438 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,522 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7098 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4836 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3712 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4876 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $238,349 of utility $44 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titan | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | ✪ waider | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Gucci Flip Flop | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Paulekas | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Alko | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Paulekas | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | Alko | 54% | 35 |
| #6 | belekas | 54% | 239 |
| #7 | w00t | 51% | 104 |
| #8 | kukucock | 45% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w00t | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | belekas | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Alko | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Titan | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ✪ waider | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | belekas | 247 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | Titan | 64 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | w00t | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Paulekas | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Alko | 19 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | belekas | +1.07 | 63 | 65 |
| #2 | Susky | +0.81 | 68 | 75 |
| #3 | Paulekas | -0.12 | 76 | 52 |
| #4 | kukucock | -0.65 | 51 | 49 |
| #5 | Titan | -0.68 | 69 | 73 |





