








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 670 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 413 matches | ||
| Premier | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6247 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9526 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 6259 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6459 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,117,803 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1585 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Titan | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Gucci Flip Flop | 56% | 101 |
| #3 | Alko | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | Susky | 54% | 239 |
| #5 | nino | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w00t | 18 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Susky | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Gucci Flip Flop | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Alko | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | kukucock | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Susky | 1142 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #2 | w00t | 595 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #3 | Paulekas | 252 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Titan | 172 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | kukucock | 155 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nino | +1.00 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | belekas | +0.99 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | Gucci Flip Flop | +0.89 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | Susky | +0.89 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | Titan | +0.44 | 72 | 72 |





