








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1152 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2413 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1729 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1114 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1448 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $265,540 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kramer | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | Entry | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Heregos | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Kaze | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | CrazyLegs | 56% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kaze | 57% | 37 |
| #5 | CrazyLegs | 56% | 27 |
| #6 | NoNo | 54% | 13 |
| #7 | VAC Calino | 50% | 10 |
| #8 | MainZ [L] | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kramer | 2 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Kaze | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | CrazyLegs | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Heregos | 1 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | VAC Calino | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaze | 125 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | CrazyLegs | 82 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | MainZ [L] | 54 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Heregos | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kramer | 26 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entry | +4.49 | 73 | 83 |
| #2 | NoNo | +1.21 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | MainZ [L] | +1.04 | 60 | 72 |
| #4 | Kaze | +0.74 | 62 | 75 |
| #5 | EҠ | +0.44 | 55 | 77 |





