








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2138 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,859 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8562 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4926 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6762 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6609 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,867,188 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT | 58% | 132 |
| #2 | Firefox | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | con | 56% | 348 |
| #4 | Scott | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT | 58% | 132 |
| #2 | Firefox | 57% | 61 |
| #3 | con | 56% | 348 |
| #4 | Scott | 50% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | con | 39 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | BOT | 14 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Firefox | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Scott | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | con | 786 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #2 | BOT | 207 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Firefox | 173 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Scott | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shouldnt | +3.68 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Firefox | +0.14 | 65 | 59 |
| #3 | con | -0.87 | 67 | 53 |
| #4 | BOT | -3.43 | 30 | 43 |
| #5 | Scott | -3.55 | 34 | 37 |





