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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 722 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1319 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 604 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1079 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,436 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | limbi | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | Shiiko | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 49% | 113 |
| #4 | Danny Squelchem | 46% | 26 |
| #5 | Captain ☠Failure☠ | 45% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 29 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Razora9 | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #3 | Layz_xD | 6 | 0.0313 |
| #4 | Danny Squelchem | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | Shiiko | 3 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | 608 | 0.26 | 16 min |
| #2 | Layz_xD | 84 | 0.44 | 2 min |
| #3 | Shiiko | 78 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | Captain ☠Failure☠ | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Razora9 | 56 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Super Saiyajin-Braxy | +2.95 | 86 | 57 |
| #2 | Shiiko | +2.68 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Vergil Sparda | +1.81 | 73 | 43 |
| #4 | Captain ☠Failure☠ | +0.53 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Layz_xD | -0.41 | 56 | 51 |





