








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 286 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,401 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4216 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2480 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1763 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2942 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,166 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Imustend | 54% | 35 |
| #2 | Dobry Den | 47% | 167 |
| #3 | Average dick enjoyer | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | MXT | 47% | 191 |
| #5 | Michodzel | 38% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Average dick enjoyer | 47% | 15 |
| #4 | MXT | 47% | 191 |
| #5 | Michodzel | 38% | 150 |
| #6 | ♿KNUTOWSKI♿ | 31% | 55 |
| #7 | Redsk1N | 29% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobry Den | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | MXT | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Michodzel | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | ♿KNUTOWSKI♿ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Average dick enjoyer | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobry Den | 982 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | MXT | 543 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Michodzel | 354 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | ♿KNUTOWSKI♿ | 145 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Imustend | 72 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobry Den | +3.57 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | MXT | +1.56 | 80 | 62 |
| #3 | Redsk1N | +0.28 | 53 | 44 |
| #4 | HE'S STILL GOT IT | -1.55 | 46 | 63 |
| #5 | ♿KNUTOWSKI♿ | -1.61 | 59 | 55 |





