








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1560 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2729 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1285 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1529 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,908 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aufklärungspanzer | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Average dick enjoyer | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | Michodzel | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | MXT | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | HE'S STILL GOT IT | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HE'S STILL GOT IT | 54% | 35 |
| #6 | Dobry Den | 53% | 155 |
| #7 | Gamerman | 52% | 214 |
| #8 | Redsk1N | 45% | 51 |
| #9 | peitrek | 41% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gamerman | 23 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Dobry Den | 16 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Aufklärungspanzer | 2 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | peitrek | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | MXT | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dobry Den | 879 | 0.27 | 21 min |
| #2 | Gamerman | 695 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | peitrek | 308 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | HE'S STILL GOT IT | 251 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #5 | MXT | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aufklärungspanzer | +4.91 | 85 | 55 |
| #2 | Dobry Den | +4.18 | 77 | 72 |
| #3 | Redsk1N | +2.05 | 56 | 48 |
| #4 | MXT | +1.14 | 82 | 62 |
| #5 | Imustend | +0.06 | 64 | 44 |





