








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 94 | 30% |
| Smokes | 97 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 66 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 61 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $158,742 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TTV-FrankieS60R | 17 | 0.0366 |
| #2 | tsu-kun | 12 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | Sealteamsix9 | 8 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | 4 | 0.0125 |
| #5 | door hinge | 3 | 0.0132 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sealteamsix9 | 155 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #2 | TTV-FrankieS60R | 113 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | tsu-kun | 55 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | 45 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Top Chef | 24 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Top Chef | +4.81 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | door hinge | +2.84 | 68 | 47 |
| #3 | 𝒮𝓌𝒾𝓏𝓏 | +0.72 | 38 | 44 |
| #4 | bartholomew | +0.64 | 63 | 16 |
| #5 | TTV-FrankieS60R | +0.27 | 39 | 21 |





