








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 431 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1903 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,128 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1812 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1815 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1534 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1967 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $525,230 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adv1ce <3 | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | danzy | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Strielka | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | davito dorito | 51% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adv1ce <3 | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | danzy | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Strielka | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | davito dorito | 51% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davito dorito | 48 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | Strielka | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Adv1ce <3 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | davito dorito | 226 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Adv1ce <3 | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | danzy | 42 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Strielka | 24 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marius Andersen | +2.90 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | danzy | +2.15 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | davito dorito | +1.01 | 82 | 39 |
| #4 | Adv1ce <3 | -0.16 | 55 | 56 |
| #5 | Strielka | -2.21 | 64 | 56 |





