








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
56 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 219 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13 | 6% |
| Smokes | 51 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 54 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $49,896 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyButterfly | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Okias | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Kamik | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | BOB THE BUILDER | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyButterfly | 56% | 9 |
| #2 | Okias | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Kamik | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | BOB THE BUILDER | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ShyButterfly | 2 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | Okias | 1 | 0.0074 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamik | 26 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #2 | Okias | 3 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #3 | ShyButterfly | 2 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kamik | +6.32 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | ShyButterfly | +6.24 | 66 | 21 |
| #3 | BOB THE BUILDER | -1.47 | 76 | 8 |
| #4 | Dense | -4.16 | 16 | 23 |
| #5 | Okias | -7.26 | 3 | 9 |





