








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 730 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 728 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1533 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1993 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 805 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $449,085 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaRkOzE | 19 | 0.0124 |
| #2 | Harder & Steenbeck VLTRA 2024 | 18 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | youri | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Aiguille Blanche 2 Peuterey 4108 | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Teckso | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Harder & Steenbeck VLTRA 2024 | 167 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | HaRkOzE | 97 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | youri | 50 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | BaanZ | 42 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | Aiguille Blanche 2 Peuterey 4108 | 24 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaRkOzE | +6.46 | 71 | 63 |
| #2 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | +1.95 | 39 | 36 |
| #3 | BaanZ | +0.96 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | Fenrir | +0.12 | 59 | 26 |
| #5 | youri | -2.18 | 18 | 53 |





