








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1005 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 672 | 12% |
| Smokes | 666 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 2372 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1859 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $470,577 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 436 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fenrir | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | 50% | 137 |
| #3 | HaRkOzE | 47% | 89 |
| #4 | youri | 45% | 92 |
| #5 | Teckso | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | 50% | 137 |
| #3 | HaRkOzE | 47% | 89 |
| #4 | youri | 45% | 92 |
| #5 | Teckso | 43% | 30 |
| #6 | Aiguille Blanche 2 Peuterey 4108 | 31% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | 31 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | HaRkOzE | 15 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | youri | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Aiguille Blanche 2 Peuterey 4108 | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Teckso | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | 227 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | HaRkOzE | 125 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | youri | 59 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Aiguille Blanche 2 Peuterey 4108 | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Teckso | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HaRkOzE | +6.30 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | Francisco Fernández de la Cueva | +3.11 | 38 | 36 |
| #3 | Fenrir | -0.51 | 59 | 23 |
| #4 | youri | -1.94 | 18 | 52 |
| #5 | Teckso | -3.09 | 4 | 22 |





