








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 411 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,798 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 596 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1713 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,125,437 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wicht | 48% | 201 |
| #2 | mC. O | 47% | 93 |
| #3 | Opi_um | 47% | 96 |
| #4 | Baazee | 44% | 371 |
| #5 | narrad opa | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wicht | 48% | 201 |
| #2 | mC. O | 47% | 93 |
| #3 | Opi_um | 47% | 96 |
| #4 | Baazee | 44% | 371 |
| #5 | narrad opa | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baazee | 11 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | mC. O | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Wicht | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Opi_um | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | narrad opa | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Baazee | 683 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | Wicht | 224 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | Opi_um | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | mC. O | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | narrad opa | 64 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mC. O | +3.14 | 67 | 53 |
| #2 | Wicht | +0.29 | 29 | 62 |
| #3 | Opi_um | -0.29 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Baazee | -0.49 | 41 | 60 |
| #5 | narrad opa | -0.59 | 61 | 66 |





