








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2022 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 433 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,564 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6800 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6735 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6087 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6942 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,848,476 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | melty | 73% | 52 |
| #2 | fowl | 67% | 89 |
| #3 | Sev | 67% | 112 |
| #4 | chrome hearts con | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | [B]ennyS | 60% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | melty | 73% | 52 |
| #2 | fowl | 67% | 89 |
| #3 | Sev | 67% | 112 |
| #4 | chrome hearts con | 62% | 47 |
| #5 | [B]ennyS | 60% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sev | 8 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | fowl | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | chrome hearts con | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | [B]ennyS | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | melty | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sev | 678 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #2 | melty | 325 | 0.31 | 9 min |
| #3 | [B]ennyS | 282 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | fowl | 268 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | chrome hearts con | 212 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eZ | +3.07 | 84 | 61 |
| #2 | Sev | +1.86 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | chrome hearts con | +1.82 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | melty | +1.66 | 86 | 65 |
| #5 | fowl | +1.33 | 80 | 68 |





