








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 899 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 113 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5341 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11503 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7335 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9351 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7281 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,209,357 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gardox | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | ๋ | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gardox | 54% | 54 |
| #2 | ๋ | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | 15 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Gardox | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | 262 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | Gardox | 129 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ๋ | +3.05 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | Gardox | +0.74 | 56 | 69 |
| #3 | ⁹ ᴷᴵᴷᴵ | -0.89 | 45 | 69 |





