








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 624 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 345 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 282 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




804 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17220 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2174 | 40% |
| Smokes | 556 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1613 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1040 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,688,745 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 750 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneezyFishy~ | 240 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Sea Pea Collector | 138 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | wallah zainny | 64 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | winston churchill ai chatbot | 28 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | anna | 17 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SneezyFishy~ | +1.89 | 72 | 44 |
| #2 | Sea Pea Collector | +1.16 | 60 | 21 |
| #3 | kewta | -0.64 | 22 | 13 |
| #4 | winston churchill ai chatbot | -0.65 | 46 | 15 |
| #5 | anna | -2.38 | 28 | 12 |





