








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1074 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 353 matches | ||
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4042 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 727 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1259 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1696 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1346 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,023,742 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1091 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shogun | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | Spideyyy | 51% | 268 |
| #3 | SoUrC3y | 46% | 149 |
| #4 | nilla | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Dr. Strain | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shogun | 61% | 51 |
| #2 | Spideyyy | 51% | 268 |
| #3 | SoUrC3y | 46% | 149 |
| #4 | nilla | 44% | 39 |
| #5 | Dr. Strain | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spideyyy | 47 | 0.0105 |
| #2 | Shogun | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | nilla | 6 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | SoUrC3y | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Dr. Strain | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoUrC3y | 656 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | Spideyyy | 439 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | nilla | 136 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Shogun | 99 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Dr. Strain | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spideyyy | +3.47 | 57 | 64 |
| #2 | nilla | +2.48 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | SoUrC3y | -0.06 | 51 | 72 |
| #4 | Maxie❤ | -0.08 | 50 | 26 |
| #5 | Dr. Strain | -2.46 | 31 | 73 |





