








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 106 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2305 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2022 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2093 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2019 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2630 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,898 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Steven | 51% | 53 |
| #10 | Purple Flash | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | Zizi | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | Coldzera | 39% | 36 |
| #13 | Jam8ee | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | 1096 | 0.29 | 37 min |
| #2 | Xuanbodyy | 533 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | aka.Stezai | 295 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Steven | 181 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Coldzera | 158 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aka.jam7ee | +4.98 | 86 | 82 |
| #2 | chaz1s | +1.14 | 77 | 59 |
| #3 | WUD1_ | +0.82 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Xuanbodyy | +0.37 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | Coldzera | +0.14 | 81 | 67 |





