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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
519 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 761 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 151 | 20% |
| Smokes | 112 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 351 | 46% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,420 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whos Greggo | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Lil' Stiffy | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | XxImDaHonkoxX | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | whos Greggo | 55% | 22 |
| #2 | Lil' Stiffy | 51% | 39 |
| #3 | XxImDaHonkoxX | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil' Stiffy | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | whos Greggo | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil' Stiffy | 135 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | whos Greggo | 42 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | XxImDaHonkoxX | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxImDaHonkoxX | +4.06 | 57 | 20 |
| #2 | whos Greggo | +0.67 | 41 | 44 |
| #3 | Lil' Stiffy | +0.51 | 64 | 45 |
| #4 | Y3Z3 | -0.36 | 37 | 28 |





