








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,554 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1892 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2227 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1408 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2027 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,075,285 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AR0PPA | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | KnaipeX | 62% | 34 |
| #3 | Eksu | 57% | 165 |
| #4 | sushify | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | Ipa | 56% | 104 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | sushify | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | Ipa | 56% | 104 |
| #6 | ficti | 53% | 88 |
| #7 | Banz | 51% | 55 |
| #8 | Pawel | 43% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eksu | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Ipa | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Banz | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Pawel | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | ficti | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipa | 379 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | Eksu | 234 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | ficti | 189 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | Banz | 115 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | KnaipeX | 50 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipa | +3.87 | 89 | 75 |
| #2 | Skrubu | +1.72 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | Eksu | +1.52 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Pawel | +0.59 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | AR0PPA | +0.49 | 62 | 52 |





