








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 986 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 373 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3426 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,823 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6429 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6663 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5569 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4162 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,109,799 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Termoosi | 52% | 27 |
| #2 | 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖘 | 50% | 167 |
| #3 | Cahe | 49% | 137 |
| #4 | Raaka peruna | 49% | 164 |
| #5 | BEAST | 48% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raaka peruna | 36 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖘 | 34 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | BEAST | 29 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | Menninkäinen | 13 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | anaaa | 10 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BEAST | 828 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖘 | 747 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | Cahe | 687 | 0.24 | 19 min |
| #4 | anaaa | 633 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #5 | Raaka peruna | 496 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menninkäinen | +3.80 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | Cahe | +3.05 | 69 | 73 |
| #3 | BoyDonn | +2.69 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | BEAST | +2.66 | 81 | 72 |
| #5 | Raaka peruna | +1.64 | 80 | 64 |





