








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 474 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3390 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2337 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2441 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1475 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $809,942 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 118 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KovaArska | 50% | 18 |
| #2 | Cahe | 50% | 141 |
| #3 | Menninkäinen | 49% | 61 |
| #4 | RAMpake | 45% | 74 |
| #5 | Petuhan | 44% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖘 | 39% | 23 |
| #8 | BasiKallu | 37% | 51 |
| #9 | BEAST | 35% | 20 |
| #10 | BoyDonn | 32% | 19 |
| #11 | Termoosi | 30% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Termoosi | 17 | 0.0247 |
| #2 | Menninkäinen | 14 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | BoyDonn | 5 | 0.0120 |
| #4 | Petuhan | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | BEAST | 4 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cahe | 681 | 0.24 | 18 min |
| #2 | Petuhan | 557 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #3 | Menninkäinen | 433 | 0.33 | 10 min |
| #4 | RAMpake | 296 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | Termoosi | 197 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Menninkäinen | +4.71 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | Cahe | +3.26 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | BEAST | +2.10 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | BoyDonn | +1.96 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | 𝖘𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖚𝖘 | +1.32 | 53 | 68 |





