








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 225 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4982 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4913 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4193 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3828 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,157,121 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 263 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔ CrowN | 84% | 37 |
| #2 | AuroraSG♕ | 83% | 60 |
| #3 | A_A | 73% | 164 |
| #4 | estellyy. | 73% | 59 |
| #5 | Janick | 69% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ysh | 30 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | A_A | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Janick | 10 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | estellyy. | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | farheen | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ysh | 897 | 0.18 | 24 min |
| #2 | A_A | 507 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Janick | 387 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | estellyy. | 196 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♔ CrowN | 172 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♔ CrowN | +7.10 | 83 | 80 |
| #2 | A_A | +5.23 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | Janick | +2.92 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | Ysh | +2.60 | 73 | 63 |
| #5 | CWabbit | +2.33 | 79 | 62 |





