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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
950 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 804 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11 | 1% |
| Smokes | 287 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 162 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 344 | 43% |
Our logs show you have wasted $235,881 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 23 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Miix | 92% | 12 |
| #2 | Sand3rH | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Walbern | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | SaTo | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | Tøxic | 54% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuffinToks | 16 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Tøxic | 12 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | ✪ Miix | 10 | 0.0452 |
| #4 | Walbern | 9 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | ツ Flipflop ツ | 9 | 0.0133 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holter | +5.90 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | Sand3rH | +4.66 | 76 | 48 |
| #3 | ✪ Miix | +4.53 | 67 | 59 |
| #4 | Tøxic | +3.61 | 66 | 42 |
| #5 | Walbern | +3.45 | 77 | 42 |





