








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,642 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1088 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1479 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1526 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1549 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $648,036 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notShya | 13 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | tony. | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | Boksi | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | OG Varanka | 5 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | pertti | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notShya | 463 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | pertti | 271 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | tony. | 167 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | OG Varanka | 160 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | StealthDev | 149 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taus | +2.75 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | notShya | +2.21 | 80 | 75 |
| #3 | tony. | +2.14 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Mikaeeeel | +1.12 | 74 | 48 |
| #5 | OG Varanka | +0.23 | 61 | 54 |





