








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1699 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1458 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1238 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1335 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,960 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raataja69 | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | 𝓕𝓐𝓢𝓣𝓟𝓔𝓔𝓚 | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | OG Varanka | 47% | 34 |
| #4 | tony. | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | notShya | 45% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boksi | 11 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | notShya | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | Luu5 | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | pertti | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | OG Varanka | 3 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notShya | 401 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | pertti | 208 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | tony. | 109 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | OG Varanka | 100 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Boksi | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | notShya | +2.55 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Raataja69 | +1.97 | 85 | 60 |
| #3 | tony. | +1.93 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | 𝓕𝓐𝓢𝓣𝓟𝓔𝓔𝓚 | +1.34 | 66 | 57 |
| #5 | OG Varanka | +1.15 | 67 | 61 |





