








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 107 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8377 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 688 | 8% |
| Smokes | 621 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 2945 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3956 | 48% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,005,671 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XZeffer | +4.41 | 76 | 59 |
| #2 | SLoP | +2.61 | 64 | 26 |
| #3 | MapLE | +0.57 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | trix | +0.14 | 56 | 45 |
| #5 | Ducketh | -1.07 | 55 | 35 |





