








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,487 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 582 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1548 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1474 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 883 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,068,177 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juuso Jekku | 51% | 275 |
| #2 | Bob | 49% | 322 |
| #3 | aisha | 47% | 316 |
| #4 | sausagedog | 45% | 22 |
| #5 | Kirpeakaktus | 45% | 154 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bob | 1076 | 0.17 | 26 min |
| #2 | Juuso Jekku | 738 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Kirpeakaktus | 563 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | aisha | 122 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | sausagedog | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sausagedog | +6.80 | 84 | 50 |
| #2 | neuvokas | +2.82 | 80 | 28 |
| #3 | Bob | +1.96 | 59 | 62 |
| #4 | Kirpeakaktus | +1.20 | 74 | 62 |
| #5 | Juuso Jekku | -1.55 | 50 | 30 |





