








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1315 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 758 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6616 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8781 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7274 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8101 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,176,892 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | p3achy | 45% | 179 |
| #10 | Stardown | 45% | 69 |
| #11 | 💜Nolimit💜 | 41% | 148 |
| #12 | L0n3ly_M1sf1t | 40% | 60 |
| #13 | Bendybus | 39% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 海 Kaiyō | +3.97 | 68 | 63 |
| #2 | Kaiyo | +3.69 | 69 | 66 |
| #3 | Artemis | +2.26 | 40 | 58 |
| #4 | L0n3ly_M1sf1t | +1.96 | 61 | 38 |
| #5 | ℙℍ𝟘𝟛ℕ𝟙𝕏 | +0.52 | 31 | 60 |





