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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,010 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 106 | 4% |
| Smokes | 297 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 1555 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 1052 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $337,489 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 640 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will [Kilo] Graham | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Bernd das Brot | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Namir | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Jack Crawford | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | h0uz3 | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ahri | 64 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Bernd das Brot | 49 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | Will [Kilo] Graham | 43 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Gabi Gnadenlos | 37 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Namir | 22 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Will [Kilo] Graham | +6.21 | 59 | 70 |
| #2 | Bernd das Brot | +4.35 | 82 | 56 |
| #3 | Fortnite Franz | +4.21 | 75 | 42 |
| #4 | Blahaj Bitch | +3.55 | 89 | 34 |
| #5 | Gabi Gnadenlos | +2.14 | 87 | 58 |





