








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 136 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1453 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1032 | 33% |
| Smokes | 629 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 681 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 821 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $322,182 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 192 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/delorahh | 70% | 10 |
| #2 | Mark | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | orang! | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Crayon15k | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | AP0C4LIP5E | 55% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | AP0C4LIP5E | 55% | 42 |
| #6 | Revolutionize | 54% | 94 |
| #7 | Ah' | 54% | 72 |
| #8 | AlvinRuiz5 | 47% | 55 |
| #9 | ShartLover11 | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revolutionize | 14 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | AlvinRuiz5 | 14 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | Ah' | 10 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | AP0C4LIP5E | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | ShartLover11 | 4 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Revolutionize | 342 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | Ah' | 243 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | AP0C4LIP5E | 74 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | orang! | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mark | 42 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mark | +3.12 | 64 | 49 |
| #2 | Revolutionize | +2.93 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/delorahh | +2.21 | 58 | 19 |
| #4 | Hotduken | -0.07 | 52 | 43 |
| #5 | AP0C4LIP5E | -0.46 | 56 | 33 |





