








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,474 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 605 | 41% |
| Smokes | 518 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 77 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 274 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $80,885 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlvinRuiz5 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Ah' | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Hotduken | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | ShartLover11 | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | ramstephe | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AlvinRuiz5 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Ah' | 58% | 24 |
| #3 | Hotduken | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | ShartLover11 | 43% | 7 |
| #5 | ramstephe | 43% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ramstephe | 12 | 0.0180 |
| #2 | Ah' | 4 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Hotduken | 4 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | AlvinRuiz5 | 4 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | ShartLover11 | 1 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ah' | 106 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #2 | ramstephe | 67 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hotduken | 58 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | AlvinRuiz5 | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | ShartLover11 | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hotduken | +3.13 | 69 | 34 |
| #2 | AlvinRuiz5 | -0.14 | 37 | 35 |
| #3 | orang! | -0.42 | 54 | 38 |
| #4 | Ah' | -0.49 | 48 | 50 |
| #5 | ShartLover11 | -1.88 | 46 | 32 |





